It's not you, it's me.
OK, I lie. It's totally you. You're passive aggressive. You are trying to cut me off from people - taking their messages but not leaving their contact details. You ar controling - you won't let me insert pictures properly and your spacing is recalcitrant.
I think it's time we called it quits. We were better as friends, anyway. I understand if you don't want to see me for a while, but when you do, I'll be here.
That's right. I've found someone new. Someone supportive. Someone who will let me be me. Someone I'm comfortable with.
I hope we can stay friends.